~DigPuff

RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.



Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: KATIE NEEDS HULA LESSONS! (PFFT KLJHLS YES I DO)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Katie looks like an oompa-loompa with t!ts. (I'm flattered really *gushgush*)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Katie Says Tom's Super Duper. (Super special awesome!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Katie Wants to Go Home To Her Parents. Please help Katie get home by continuing to call Governor Rick Perry's office. (I WANT TO GO HOME. HELP ME.)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Katie will make her Broadway debut on Sept. 18 in the play ” All My Sons”. I'm a broadway star baby!)


Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Apparently, Katie hates Hillary nutcrackers so much she never mentioned them on her program. (goddamn those hillary nutcrackers)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: "Mom, where's Dad" Katie asks this morning. "At work" I reply. "HE FORGOT HIS SHOES" she yells! (NO! NOT THE SHOES!)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Katie goes crazy at the lingerie store. (no comment)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Katie likes sports, including fishing, swimming and t-ball. Katie has an older brother Luke, who she likes to play with, and a dog named Gus. (Fuck t-ball WHERE ART THOU LONG LOST BRO!?)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Katie Eats Hearts. (YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: We are seriously asked to believe that Pat and Katie are totally defined by their wardrobes and sexual attitudes, so that if Katie wears Pat's clothes (You can't fucking hide from me Pat...)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Katie was arrested for peeing in public at Times Square in New York on New Year's Eve' (NO COMMENT)

I got a bunch of Katie Holmes stuff LOL I COMMAND EVERYONE TO DO THIS LMAO;;;

My mood will forever be "Sweet" down there;;